Funny Engraved Charcuterie Cheese Tags

Product Description

Liven up any gathering with these funny cheese, meat, and wine tags. They are sure to be a hit on any charcuterie board. The tags are made from maple plywood and are laser engraved with humorous sayings. You can choose your favorites and build your own set of 12. Choose from the following list:

    1. Anything you can do I can do feta

    2. Born to be mild

    3. Cheese the day

    4. Cheese things happen

    5. Come to cheddar right now, over brie

    6. You’ve GOAT to be kidding me

    7. Feta late than never 

    8. Goat WINE?

    9. Grape to see you

  10. Grin and gruyere it 

   11. Hakuna ricotta 

  12. Hello, is it brie you’re looking for?

  13. Just fondue it

  14. I’m the wurst

  15. In queso emergency 

  16. Kind of a big dill

  17. Let’s brie friends

  18. Let’s do the muenster mash

  19. Let’s get grazy 

 20. Lookin’ sharp 

 21. Love the wine you’re with

 22. Mystery cheese

 23. Never felt cheddar 

 24. No thanks I’m gouda

 25. Olive it all 

 26. Once in a blue moon

 27. Prosciutto of happiness 

 28. Swiss you were here

 29. Salami get this straight 

 30. Spread ’em

 31. Stand by your manchego

 32. Sweet dreams are made of brie

 33. Take it cheesy

 34. That’s what cheese said 

 35. This is my jam 

 36. Up to no gouda

 37. We meat again

 38. We’re gouda together

 39. We’re soul Swiss-ters 

 40. Who am I to Dis-a-brie?

 41. Who cut the cheese?

 42. Wine flies when you’re having fun

 43. With friends like cheese, who needs enemies?

 44. You have a lot of crust

Pricing varies by size of set . You can choose a set of 6 for $8, 12 for $16, 18 for $20, 24 for $25, 30 for $30 or all 44 for $35. 

I will include an extra blank tag so you can write your favorite saying. Choose you favorites from the list above and write the corresponding  numbers in an email to me at [email protected]

Please keep in mind that the maple plywood used will have slight variations in color and grain. The food tags should be cleaned with soap and water after use (do not soak or place in dishwasher). This item is for the charcuterie tags only, not the cutting board or other items pictured. If you are interested in the cheese knives pictured, please see the separate listing for this item in my  shop. Thanks!

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